What do eskimos and tupperware have in common




















A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container.

Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal. Tupperware I barely know her. What do a tupperware collector and an eskimo have in common?

They both like a tight seal. Last night I had a Tupperware party that went on till 4 in the morning. Might have lasted even longer but the cops came round and we had to put a lid on it. Why did the tupperware get a divorce? Because he blew his lid when she tried to contain him.

Heidi Klum's car breaks down. Luckily, she's near a garage. The mechanic tell Seal goes out with friends. A seal walks into a club. What do a Walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal. A penguin is driving on a hot day When all of the sudden smoke starts pouring out A penguin is driving on a hot summer day and his car breaks down he's able to pull into A seal walks in to a club What's a seal's favorite drink?

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They both like tight seals!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha, get it? I need to stop drinking. Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!



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